Official Assclown Elevators Merchandise & Supplies
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Everything you need to start your journey into elevator chaos!
* Raccoon may arrive with attitude. Not responsible for overhead panel colonization.
Inspector Rick recommends these items for all your elevator maintenance needs!
"Load-bearing rated" according to Rick. Perfect for structural repairs.
Essential for sub-basement investigations. Flickers near paranormal activity.
Communicate with team members... and occasionally the deceased.
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